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One liners on my daily tear off calendar

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Thought todays was good -

Children really light up a household, they never turn the lights off

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Very true, I didn't learn until I rented my own place at 20 and started paying my own bills. I found myself going round my mum's and turning HER lights off...and my sisters...and my girlfriend's mum's...and anyone else's house I go into for that matter

but right now I've got a 800watt heater in the attic trying to dry out the ceiling after I knocked a pipe off the boiler and water has gone everywhere! my own house i'll add so no insurance claim, unless the ceiling falls through in which I'll just repair myself.
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Very true, I didn't learn until I rented my own place at 20 and started paying my own bills. I found myself going round my mum's and turning HER lights off...and my sisters...and my girlfriend's mum's...and anyone else's house I go into for that matter
Funny you should say that......when my my eldest daughter visits us she ALWAYS turns all the lights off, never did when she lived here mind!!!
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I still live at home and am sick of turning the tv/radio/lights off after my dad! He takes a plate into the kitchen and turns the radio on - he hears 2 words and hes back out!
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I still live at home and am sick of turning the tv/radio/lights off after my dad! He takes a plate into the kitchen and turns the radio on - he hears 2 words and hes back out!
Parents - what can you do with them hey?
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We have a 'Eats shoots and leaves' calendar, talking about mistakes in grammar, one I like is....

“Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

“Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”
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We have a 'Eats shoots and leaves' calendar, talking about mistakes in grammar, one I like is....

“Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

“Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”
True, how very true!!
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I still live at home and am sick of turning the tv/radio/lights off after my dad! He takes a plate into the kitchen and turns the radio on - he hears 2 words and hes back out!
LOL reminded me of that haribo advert with the kids telling off the parents
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We have a 'Eats shoots and leaves' calendar, talking about mistakes in grammar, one I like is....

“Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

“Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”
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True, how very true!!
There's a third line isn't there ?

"Women: Without her, man is nothing but happy and content."
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There's a third line isn't there ?

"Women: Without her, man is nothing but happy and content."

Uhhhhhh..........I don't think so!!!
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Always amused me that the Womans Liberation Front used to chant Happiness for at least 2 minutes daily getting slower and slower to gain total fulfilment.

My mum used to say it worked, have you tried it ??
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Always amused me that the Womans Liberation Front used to chant Happiness for at least 2 minutes daily getting slower and slower to gain total fulfilment.

My mum used to say it worked, have you tried it ??
What do you take me for?!?!
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What do you take me for?!?!
Someone with a sense of humour ?

That was 2 hours of chanting BTW supposed to be 2 minutes, lol
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Someone with a sense of humour ?

That was 2 hours of chanting BTW supposed to be 2 minutes, lol

LOL.........you make me laugh!!!
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LOL.........you make me laugh!!!
I'll have to just hope that's a compliment, anything else would be just too painful to this old man.

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